AYO TECHNOLOGY

Ok wormiez, a lot has happened in the year(s). I hope you have been reading and feeding your brain diligently in the meanwhile.

No doubt you have caught wind of the cultural phenomenon that is the HUNGER GAMES. Given this FIRE of a book trilogy as well as technological advances in the "internet" and "e-readers" i have felt compelled to reach out to my wormiez in a virtual realm to propose BOOK KRUB does the HUNGER GAMES.

I am curious. Have the wormiez read said HUNGER GAMES? What say you? Have my wormiez given much thought to the casting?

The steamy District 12 love triangle has been cast:

Katniss (aka Catnip) - Jennifer Lawrence (center)
Gale - Liam Hemsworth (left)
Peeta - Josh Hutcherson (right)



If I had to recast my picks would be:
Katniss - Michelle Rodriguez
Gale - Ludacris
Peeta - Paul Walker

WASSSSSUP! Maybe I am just getting old but i didnt know who the hell any of the punks cast so far have been except for that girl from Winters Boner. Can't the male roles just be distributed across Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattison? They can use the magic of a green screen a la Hayley Mills in The Parent Trap.

Ok, the Shiraz is catching up with me and Elsa is blowing up my mobile phone. PEACE OUT WORMIEZ!

i am not sure if i can wait for this to come out on video.

i'm just sayin'... i wouldn't be mad at a noon viewing of new moon.

three words...

AMISH ROMANCE NOVELS!

SO HOT IN DA STREETZ! This has got to be mos' def' a contender for next book... I understand this book is up against stiff competition fron author Nene Leakes, but the bonnets are laying it down. Butter churning and passion burning!

The younguns apparently get a period when they're 16 called "Rumpshaker" to try out technology. I bet they twitter like crazy! Who knew the Amish had it going on?

http://jezebel.com/5355809/amish-romance-brings-sexy-back

i am like a child prodigy but old

i finished "THE BOOK"! yes, its true wormiez! i will not post any spoilers quite yet...

Cooking with Cojones

#1 - I am stuck in Elkhart, Indiana. The Cracker Barrel dumpling rush has subsided. :(

#2 - Who wants to take me to see the Time Travellers Wifey? Needs to be someone that is comfortable holding me during emotional parts of the muvi. Maybe even a double feature with that new Jennifer Aniston / Aaron Eckwhatever flick...

#3 - The T.O. Show is such a contrived piece of dog booty it makes me sick. Bret Michael needs to check him boo, show him how reality is done.

#4 - Next meeting should be a Sat night based on RHONJ

#5 - Angela is having a secret love affair with Hector from Top Chef. Don't tell CARLOS! He fries steaks for her as breakfast in bed. WHAAAT!

hurry amazon! hurry!!!

"THE BOOK" is on its way to Casa Cruz. I am v excited. Joonior is pretty sad that I did not opt for book on tape so he could enjoy it as well (Joonior is illiterate).

I second the emotion that perhaps Nene's "Never Make the Same Mistake Twice" should be next in the Book Krub queue...

hott off the press!

There are already 5 used copies (from $14.89) on barnesandnoble.com! That being said however, I would still vote for CWAB...

"THE BOOK"

Reprint on Cop Without a Badge. I am ordering my copy from Amazon. 10 bones. Let me know if you want a copy and I will place it with mine so i get free super saver shipping. Dont even trip! We can have the Book Krub meeting at Chateau.

young, black, and fabulous

move over superficial & wwtdd.com. this may be my new favorite celeb gossip site.

Gumz

Do Miley Cyrus' baybay teeth completely gross anyone else out or is it just me?